If the FBI had a search warrant for my house, they would find these things in a bin that I use for scrap metal recycling.
Back at FBI HQ, they might have an analyst pore over these artifacts and reconstruct my activities over the past few months to find out whether I committed the crimes for which I am a suspect.
I sure hope to be exonerated. I would not do well in the joint.
You wouldn't do well in the joint! You're too pretty!
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