I've Tried Them All

 This menu, on the wall at a Discount Smoke Shop in Winchester, MO, shows 312 vape flavors.

But that's not all. Dude behind the counter told me that he could blend any 2 or 3 flavors if I couldn't pick just one.

Only in America.

Next on my list is Pumpkin Pie w/Whipped Cream, mixed with Rocky Road and Root Beer Float. My lungs love sweets.