When my brother Charles ruptured his left quad tendon in 2017, he went to Christian Hospital for out-patient surgery. But then he had an infection in his leg and needed additional surgery as an in-patient. He spent several days in Room 1021, Bed 2, the one closest to the 10th-floor window.
When Charles had a stroke on April 4, 2018, he landed in Christian Hospital again – Room 1021, Bed 2.
It seemed to me a freak coincidence that he would be in the same room again, and I poked around the Internet to gain some perspective on Christian Hospital. Turns out they have 220 “attended beds,” so it’s a little weird, but the 10thfloor is neurology, so maybe it’s not quite so weird. Other than the fact that his 2017 stay didn’t seem to have much relation to neurology.
But the Internet dragged me much further into its web. Christian Hospital is part of BJC HealthCare, a “non-profit” group of 15 hospitals and “multiple community health locations.” With over 31,000 employees, they claim to be “one of the largest nonprofit health care organizations in the United States.”
So I Googled “biggest non-profit healthcare groups in USA.” I looked at a list of the top 32 non-profits and did not find BJC HealthCare on the list – although, at #32, East Texas Medical Center Regional Healthcare System (Tyler) has only 7 hospitals.
At #1 in the list, I found Ascension Health, another St. Louis-based hospital group, with an astounding 76 hospitals. Ascension’s website provided precious little information about revenues, and a plethora of info about all the good this Catholic organization does for the world.
Speaking of revenue, BJC HealthCare’s “net revenue” is listed at $4.8 Billion. When I Googled “net revenue,” I found that it means “gross sales minus the cost of sales, including cost of goods sold.”
Christ. I’m sorry I asked. What I was trying to find was how much profit BJC makes – but of course they don’t make a profit, because, by definition, they are a non-profit organization.
Conclusion: Stay the hell away from Google. You will only be confused in the end.